Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Claims Her Granddaughter Hid 55 Crack Rocks In Her Vagina As She Slept?
Cop: So you’re saying your granddaughter placed these FIFTY-FIVE rocks of crack in your vagina while you were sleeping?
Old Woman: Yes, Officer.
Cop: And the plastic bag?
Cop: And this carton of Virginia Slim 100s?
OW: Yes, Officer.
Cop: And this Portuguese subtitled copy of Bulworth on DVD?
Cop: Well how did she manage to fit it in there with this Huffy 12-speed in the way?
OW: I don’t know, Officer. The bike must’ve been put in there while I was sleeping, too.
Cop: Berenice Fernandes, I don’t know how you expect me–OH MY GOD!!
[All of a sudden a terrified woman tumbles out of Berenice's vagina]
Vagina Lady: Holy SHIT! Some crazy women kidnapped me and stuffed me into this old lady’s snatch 3 days ago!
Cop: O-okay. J-j-just relax. We need to–
Vagina Lady: There is no TIME. We need to save the others!