ArbroathPolice in Orlando, Florida, say a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend used a cat to fight off a police K-9 on Monday. Police said they were called to Danton Avenue at about 12:30 on Monday morning for a report of a man who said his girlfriend attacked him with two knives. The victim told police that his girlfriend of six years, Lisa Frink, 46, was off her medication and behaving erratically. He told police they got into an argument over an EBT card and Frink grabbed two knives from the kitchen and swung the knives at him. He tried to fight her off with a chair, he said, but she was able to cut him in the neck and face. After the attack, Frink ran out of the house and hid in a shed, according to police. Officers responded to the area but she refused to exit or show her hands, police said. When a police K-9 was ordered to apprehend Frink, police said she picked up a cat inside the shed and shoved it in the K-9′s face, police said. Police said Frink then pushed an officer into the wall and began swinging a concrete rake at officers. Police sprayed a chemical into her eyes and handcuffed her. Police charged her with attempted murder, aggravated battery, battery on a law enforcement officer, injuring a police animal, three counts of resisting an officer without violence and two counts of resisting an officer with violence.

This boyfriend was just lucky Lisa didn’t call her son Damon over to handle him like he handled Mike Epps and Ice Cube in Friday After Next. No? Don’t get that reference? Yeah it was a pretty bad movie.

The lesson to learn here is never start a relationship with a woman rocking a mustache. Bitch looks like Treach from Naughty By Nature. Like she should be wearing a hardhat at a construction site while smoking Kools by the lunch truck.  My mind is absolutely BAFFLED as to how her boyfriend can get it up or even get it through the thicket of her wolf pussy.  Just let the bitch keep the food stamps.  Only a dog would want to eat her pussy, anyway.