DM -A mother-of-six is demanding an NHS weight loss operation, despite admitting she has spent her life binging on junk food. Sara Agintas, tips the scales at a hefty 33 stone, but insists tax payers should fork out for the £14,000 operation because she’s now too fat to work and can’t fit on a plane seat to go on holiday. Mrs Agintas, 43, from Milton Keynes, admits to downing 12 ‘small’ cans of lager a day when she was pregnant, but complained in Closer magazine, that she put on weight after each pregnancy because she found it ‘too hard to diet’ and says exercise ‘hurt.’ Wearing a size 36-38, she used to spend up to £200 a week on takeaways, but admitted ‘I can’t work because I’m too fat to fit in an office chair and can only stand for two minutes at a time.’

Fucking fatties. Seems like everyday there’s another story coming out where a beefed up walrus thinks they’re entitled to some tax money. Like it’s society’s fault that you haven’t seen your genitals since the Reagan administration. Are Honey Buns and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups that delicious and irresistible? Fuck yeah they are. But 99.9% of us that have the option to gorge on junk food have a thing called self control. If the British government whips over the $26K there should be some riots in the streets. She has already spent enough of the people’s money on Snickers bars and beer that’s going to make her fetus wish it eventually will look like Macaulay Culkin. Get your fat ass up and exercise. Go for a walk, it’s free. If that hurts try swimming. If whales can manage it, I think you can, too. @SmittyBarstool