Does This Look Like The Face Of The Jerk Responsible For Petitioning Comcast And Stopping Shawty Lo’s ‘All My Babies Mamas’ From Becoming A Reality?
First of all, Ulysses Butch Slaughter, quit claiming to be an activist and cultural critic when it’s blatantly obvious from your name that you’re a Civil War-themed professional wrestler. Nobody’s fooled.
Ulysses, what gives you and your 37,000 uppity friends the right to decide what is and isn’t fit for my TV? And don’t hide behind that “exploitation of children” nonsense. If you really cared about those kids you’d let them be on TV and get rich and famous and drug-addicted and depressed and then finally collapse from a cocaine overdose in their bathroom like they each probably dream about. It’s not about the kids. It’s about you playing Mom for the rest of America and screwing with our parental settings. Well I’m here as a representative of the people to say: ENOUGH.
U. Butch Slaughter if I wanna see the scripted life of a millionaire idiot trying to juggle 11 families and probably several dozen secret international families I believe I have that right. It’s MY pursuit of happiness, bruh. Not yours. And cable TV reality shows about marginally-famous ex rappers and their mega-bastard family situations are my happiness.
Go yell at WorldStar or BET if you’re looking for someone to pick on.