azcentral – A West Virginia public vocational school has been shut down indefinitely after traces of methamphetamine were found throughout the building during an investigation of the principal and a teacher. State Police Sgt. Andy Perdue said Monday that traces of the drug were found in the ducts, principal’s office, hallways and bathrooms of the Boone County Career and Technical Center. Perdue says the teacher admitted he smoked meth with the principal in the principal’s office. He says police do not have evidence the school was used as a meth lab. Teacher Jack Turley faces charges of manufacturing meth and procuring Sudafed for making meth. Principal Keith Phipps faces charges of purchasing over the legal limit of Sudafed. Their attorneys didn’t return calls seeking comment.

I’m actually kinda upset with myself that I didn’t think of of using a vocational school to open up my own meth lab. It makes perfect sense. And in WEST VIRGINIA? If you’re not up to the task of getting through the surely rigorous curriculum of a West Virginia high school, I bet you’ve had at least a little bit of experience with meth.

Step 1 – Get into the pockets of the Board of Education and Principal
Step 2 – Have a couple well-placed parent/teacher/maurice conferences
Step 3 – Meth lab with student slaves is open for business.

After two marking periods you might as well just call me Entenmann’s. That’s how much cake.