ArbroathAn eight-year-old girl in Washington County, Tennessee, has missed a total of 24 days of school after repeatedly being suspended for emitting a “foul odour.” The school system has suspended the girl multiple times since October because of that bad smell. “They just say it’s a foul odour,” the girls’ mother, Krystal Hensley, says. “She takes a bath every day, but they ask her when the last time she took a bath was and she don’t remember. She’s been to the doctor and it’s not a medical problem. They send her home at least once a month. You go to school to learn, not to be sent home.”

Yo, Krystal–

Nobody is fooled by that toothless Bitter Beer Face and garbage-filled back yard. Your daughter is filthy. It’s not a medical problem if she can’t remember when’s the last time she took a bath. Wash your fucking kid.

Sincerely,

Odorless Americans With Common Sense