“I’LL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER WITH A GUN! I’LL KILL 20 MOTHERFUCKERS WITH A GUN!”

Personally I don’t have a dog in this race. Are unions an integral part of American society that ensure the rights and benefits of hard-working blue collar Americans or a drain on our nation who use their political clout to handcuff otherwise decent businesses and protect their own selfish interests? Both, probably. But frankly I couldn’t care any less than I do right now.

What I do care about is watching some smug Fox dickhole get a left hook to the eye while trying to antagonize old steel worker dudes in the middle of a heated protest. Real life doesn’t always work out how you plan, Steven. What you thought would end up being a few quality one-liners from old bearded union guys with only a few brain cells remaining due to one too many helmetless shifts at the docks got real pretty quick, huh? Maybe next time you’ll think twice before bringing your leather jacket and salon haircut to an angry protest filled with grizzled ham-fisted 50 year-olds.

Would have given anything for the punch to come from “Get the fuck outta my face” guy: