Dog Haters Putting Nails In Sausages And Leaving Them On The Street Is About The Most Fucked-Up Thing Imaginable
Well, not imaginable. Not in a world with terminally-ill cancer kids and plus-size strippers. But pretty damn fucked up.
My initial reaction is — why? I’m not even a dog person and I still find even the idea of this repulsing. Dogs are the most loyal, kind-hearted creatures out there. This person is upset about owners not cleaning up? I mean really, how many piles of dog shit does someone have to step in to get to the point of sausage sabotage?
The person responsible better pray they’re never caught. People love dogs more than they love people, and the second this guy is captured he’ll have so many nails shoved in his asshole he’ll be shitting spiked sausages for months.
Has anyone seen Michael Vick around lately?
I thought England didn’t have that many black people.
Jews
They should put nails in fried chicken and waffles.
You should sell a shirt with a picture of a nail on it and have something witty written above it.
I hope Neil actually likes sausages
If only the 2 girls 1 cup guy wasn’t going to jail. He could make another masterpiece with this as inspiration.
England’s total population is 5% Muslim now. Muslims hate dogs.
he should set up dog crap bag supply stations, but pop massive holes in all the bags so the evil dog owners get their dogs shit all over their fingers and then have to call people on their iPhones with shitty hands and make their phones smell like shit
If I found someone was responsible for doing that to my dog, I’d perform many unnecessary surgeries on them without anesthesia.
I hope this asshole gets eaten by a pack of pitbulls.
Cats rule dogs drool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mge_1xiChw
this guys punishment should be having to live with a cat the rest of his life
100% this guy did it because of shit left on his lawn. Not the dogs fault, cunty owners fault.
I used to do this to seagulls all the time when I was lifeguard on the beach, pretty standard stuff
Its an urban legend.
If I caught someone doing this I’d fucking beat the hell out of them and then have my dobie shit on their face.
You’ll be a dog hater too when your 2 year old daughter is mauled by a pit bull….
some asshole was doing that in Charlestown a couple months ago but instead of nails he was straight up putting poison in the food.
I love dogs, but I hate most owners. If you damn dog craps on my yard every fucking day, I might also put a nail or two in a sausage…
people like this deserve to be tortured