Donovan McNabb’s Mom Is Writing Creepy Sentimental Songs About Her Grown-Ass Son
What in the actual fuck is this woman thinking? Your son isn’t a 13 year-old cancer survivor; HE’S A 36 YEAR-OLD RETIRED NFL STAR. The man has kids and a family of his own. This whole reverse Inside-out Boy version of ‘Dear Mama’ is just freaky. You didn’t even sing the song yourself, Wilma. I mean Jesus, if you’re gonna take steps to keep cashing in on your son at least put some effort into the project.
“WHEN the cheers fade away?” Hate to break it to ya Mama McNabb, but unless it’s a 40 year-old IT Infrastructure Engineer clapping from the sidelines of a old guys pickup basketball game, it’s pretty much certain the cheers have already faded.
Star might be a bit do a stretch.
Song is fucking brillant. Show respect for someone who went to 4 championship games, dick.
wheres the video of EDP445 predicting the pats to win the superbowl?
not even one reference to Chunky soup
I have this song as my new ring tone.
Based on some of the stool groupies in these comments defending some of these lame ass bloggers – we’re all waiting for dedicated songs written to their hero’s to be posted on here.
After all, it’s not like any of these bloggers parents are willing to write songs for their kids.
(Sorry Mo’ I didn’t mean to offend you. Adoption/foster care is a bitch. You don’t need me or Donovans mom picking the scabs off of that old wound of yours.)
fuck Donovan. Sean Carter was born December 4th. Weighing in at 10 pounds 8 ounces
He was the last of my 4 children. The only one who didn’t give me any pain when i gave birth to him, And that’s how i knew that he was a special child
Looks like Lucille and Buster will have some stiff competition in Motherboy 2013
when exactly are you going to stop talking about donovan mcnabb.. i mean.. since you definitely hate him and definitely don’t secretly want to fuck him.
Guaranteed no one here knows what “Dear Mama” is