They’re not even the real Harlem Shake, but me no care. ME NO CARE. This 30-second Harlem Shake drop has been in my head for a week and I find myself dropping this beat in my head and acting like a fool for absolutely no reason. All the time. In the shower I’m flinging soap everywhere risking a very embarrassing tub slip death story. It’s getting ridiculous.

So here’s the main video you’ll need for this dumb fad — just put the clip in 1080p and make it full screen. Watch as many times as you need.

Screw Matt & Kim. Thanks, Rowan chicks expressing themselves with monkeys: