Here are the Dutch subtitles broken down in English:
The tenth Christmas at garage Voskes in Medium began with a fashion show.
But later in the evening performed the â€śMrs. Clausâ€ť a pole dance act on
Hey, Mrs. Claus — how about showing some class? Fix that gut, get a RED Mrs. Claus costume, and take the time to pick a more appropriate Christmas children’s sex show song than Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas.” This is a once-a-year event — a little more effort would be appreciated. The kids deserve better. Save that half-assed tired stripshow act for Easter.