ESPN Has Manti Te’o's Cell Phone Records And It Turns Out He’s A 13 Year-Old Girl

At this point for his own well-being I hope Manti Te’o is actually just a gay dude who did what he had to do to keep his orientation secret. Because if I’m an NFL GM I’d MUCH rather draft a gay guy then a top-tier college athlete who spends well over 110 hours on the phone with a girl he’s not fucking.
Attraction to dude butts is one thing. Conducting your relationship game like a tween girl is another. Never even kissed? Unforgivable.

if talking on the phone with a girl that often when you have never touched her doesn’t make you a sociopath i dont know what does.
Maurice you probably have a 661 area code.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ANYMORE
I wish te’o was the one who was fake
I can’t imagine what the scouts in Moneyball would say about Te’o.
if you talk on the phone with anyone other than your mother you belong in a mental institution
Well said
What can you possibly talk about for that long with one person?
so phone records are public information now?
Who puts this much time/dedication into a prank?!?! What were they getting out of this??? I have a pretty good job, and I’m pretty sure I did not put forth this kind of effort, and I get paid.
Well, he was talking to a girl right? So as long as it wasn’t about shoes we know he’s not gay right????
This is unbelievable, how the fuck could you “date” a girl for 3 years, never touch her, and spend this much time on the phone with her? Are you kidding me? Even if this guy is dumb enough to believe that she was real what’s worse is his desperation and long phone calls with no physical interaction. Straight up beta male, no other way to say it. You want a team full of alphas.
Te’o is about as straight as a funnel cake.
Just FYI – this info is from a spreadsheet Te’o provided to ESPN so it’s ALL BULLSHIT just FYI. And you talk to a smoke this much and never throw it in? FUCKING FAG.
I don’t think I’ve talked to my wife for that long, over our entire relationship.