At this point for his own well-being I hope Manti Te’o is actually just a gay dude who did what he had to do to keep his orientation secret. Because if I’m an NFL GM I’d MUCH rather draft a gay guy then a top-tier college athlete who spends well over 110 hours on the phone with a girl he’s not fucking.

Attraction to dude butts is one thing. Conducting your relationship game like a tween girl is another. Never even kissed? Unforgivable.