Is this the real Evan Turner — who knows? That picture doesn’t exactly look like a personal shot and according to Twitter he is currently still in a relationship with this chick, but there aren’t that many other reasons to think ET isn’t dropping “How many push-ups can you do?” before slangin his Villainous sausage to whatever girl is ready and in the area.

Keep your game tighter, ET.

PS – “How many mid-range jumpers can you miss?”