Every Hour 16,020 People Are Born, 6,480 People Die, And Snoop Dogg Smokes 3.375 Blunts
On average, how much do you smoke in a week?
81 blunts a day x 7
Barstool Philly Fast Five Snoop Dogg Blunt Facts
because I have time to do it and don’t care if i get the math wrong
1. Given an average blunt length of 6 inches, Snoop Dogg will smoke enough blunts to circle the planet every 2.14 years.
2. Which means if Snoop has been smoking this consistently since, say, 20, the Doggystyle MC has already smoked roughly 9.81 EARTHS of blunts.
3. Snoop, if he can somehow manage to smoke at this pace for 85 years, will have smoked the equivalent of a blunt 238,900 miles long, or a blunt that reaches from the earth to the moon.
4. If Snoop smoked each blunt with only 4 other people, in 3.93 years he could have gotten stoned with every man, woman, and child in his home city of Long Beach.
5. Using the same 4-partner cypher system, he could also smoke out every person who purchased his last album, Doggumentary, in less than a year.
PS – Yes, I think he smokes 81 a day because of the Kobe 81-point game.
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No one has given a shit about Snoop for over a decade. He’s just a circus act at this point. And didn’t he change his name to Snoop Lion? Someone needs to revoke your black card.
100% ZERO chance he’s smoking 1 blunt every 15-20 minutes on a continuous 24 hour loop… every day of his life, without sleeping… because that’s what would have to happen for this nonsense to be true. He may roll 81 blunts and give them away, but Snoop is full od shit about smoking them all!
ok, lets conservatively say that each blunt lasts for 10 minutes, for a total of 810 minutes of blunt-smoking per day, or 13.5 hours a day smoking blunts. if snoop sleeps for 7 hours a night, he has 3.5 hours a day of not smoking, or 210 minutes. this means snoop needs to spark a new blunt every 2.6 minutes to finish 81 blunts in a day. I love snoop as much as the next stoner, but there is no fucking way he smokes 81 blunts a day
cigarillos maybe
You guys are retards if you don’t think snoop could smoke 81 blunts a day
Yeah snoop dogg is a piece of shit, no one cares about that shine
Mo’s black card got revoked a long time ago. Philly sucks. And I completely believe snoop because it’s snoop. Mo if you were really black ou would post that bit Katt Williams did about snoop. Katt said he, snoop and two other guys smoked 6 blunts in like 15 minutes. And why would Katt lie? Yes it’s true because smoke weed err’ day
I get the “because I have time to do it and don’t care if i get the math wrong” but it would be nice if you didn’t make up numbers that weren’t even close. 81 blunts a day at 6 inches a blunt would add up to 2.8 miles in a year. So unless you think the circumference of planet earth is 6 miles your calculation is off. At that rate it would take 8,878 years to “smoke enough blunts to circle the planet.” Fun little exercise there though Mo.
ebert, i think you forgot mo is (half) black and thus unable to do the maths
at 60 per 1/8 and 2 blunts per that is roughly 2400 per day or 886,950 per year on the good lords good green
@mikehawkinya you think snoop buys weed at 60 per 8th, or even buys weed by the 8th? just cuz u get ripped off by your dealer don’t assume snoops not getting it for the low
@mikehawkinya is definitely a high school freshman. probably buys a gram of stems and seeds for 60
81 Blunts a day is impossible. Maybe with all the hanger ons and free loader ghetto thrash he has to share with. At a certain point, you stop getting high and just become a brain dead zombie.
Marijuana affects the memory
Nope, don’t believe that. I guessing he does 20 a day.
i don’t smoke L’s anymore, but back when i used to sling in college i probably aced two of them a day and smoked two more with other people. my lungs took a good beating, so now i only eat it or vaporize. everytime i get short of breath and i start making my will out, i remember that snoop has smoked a million times more than me and is alive and well.
all you nerds are corny as fuck and assuming Snoop only roasts one L at a time. Dude probably has a circle of 4 other dudes with at least 2-3 L’s going at once for each session. It’s entirely possible that he puts back that many per day if each session has many blunts.