Just look at this jolly Summertime Santa looking motherfucker. Look at how happy he is front back and center in his loud island Tommy Bahama. Dude loves this shit. LOVES football and being the head coach and doing all the NFL extra curricular activities. Polar opposite of Chip Kelly. You can read it all in their faces. Chip may or may not be the answer for the Eagles but Birds fans should rest easy at least knowing their head coach loathes every bit of this Six Sigma NFL Head Coach Corporate Retreat Illuminati crap. Chip’s pimping back with the classic left leg lean/frown perfectly complimented by that old polo with the fucked up collar that everyone in America owns.
This picture in itself is like sports psychology. It really says something about them all. Foot fetish Rex skipping in sneakers as to not damage his (probably immaculate) feet, Tom Coughlin looking like the evil life-sized elderly ventriloquist’s dummy that he is, Leslie Frazier as Token, whoever the Bears’ new coach is looking 100% Canadian, Mike Tomlin pissed he can’t show off his suit, and Jason Garrett my God — could you look like more of a daddy’s money dickhead? The truth is in this picture.
Also, the hands on the knees. Once it’s seen it cannot be unseen.
PS – Kansas City’s gonna be at least .500. Chip’s just gotta finish ahead of Andy.