Fantasy Team Name Contest: A Video Game Porno
Had a fantasy football draft yesterday (money in the bank) and at the end we decided to follow up our #rappersinmovietitles fantasy baseball idea with this: #videogamepornos.
So far Call of Booty: Black Cocks and Left 4 Head are my favorites in the league, and at first I was going to respond immediately with Womb Raider. But that just seemed way too easy and after a quick Googlin’ I realized it was actually a real porn released in 2003 starring Lauren Hays as Cara Loft with a total of no reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
No way I steal a nearly decade-old porn play-on-words. So as I searched through Wikipedia at lists of old video game titles and tried to figure out which games rhymed with Dick or Balls or Bukakke…it hit me. The future champs:
This name’s not just funny — it’s bilarious. Don’t agree? Tell us all one that’s better. What do you got, Barstool? Video Game turned into a porn fantasy football team names. And, as always, I’ll post funny Photoshops (hint hint Rainbow Sex). Go.
UPDATE:




my team name is Justn Blackmon-dingo – I have Blackmon.
Another guy in my league his team name is youjacquizz.com
not video game we stuck to straight up porn names
Multiple_Scorgasms
big milf hunter
Just a few video games in porn names that roll off the tongue…..ExciteDike…..Cuntra…..Duck Cunt…..I’ll keep them coming through out the day
Gaylo: Reach-Around
Mortal Kumbat
Cunt Hunt, Need for Speed Humping, Max Pain; Deep Anal, Mass Erect,
Super Bang Brothers
Indiana Bones 4: The Jones’ Dome in Crystal’s Skull
Skyrimjob
Tony Cock’s Pro Spanker
just go with dong instead of pong
tony cock pro skatefucker
mario 69
Queers of War 3: Fudgement Day
Good Will Humping
Ass Effect (original, 2 or 3), Cock Band, Batman: Arc-Cum Asylum, Gears of Whore, Grand Theft Auto-erotic Ass-phyxiation, SkyRim-job,
Donkey Dong
grand theft fellatio
Fourth and Schlong
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
…..Cum Bubble Bobble…..Ninja Gainden: Errection ……
Golden brown eye
Mario Kunt: Double Gash
Biocock
Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’10
Madden ’0-pens His PoopChute For Pat Summerall
Joust and ASSassin’s Deed: Brotherhood
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirters, Bonerstorm, Star Cocks, In-anus
Sim Clitty 3000
Super Smash Bros.: DP
Pack Man
Recto-Bowl
Gape Invaders
FudgePac-Man jones
PokeaMom: Blacks on blondes
Assaskins to Bleed
Dome: Total War
Da Cunt
Bald Her Gate Too: Throne of Balls
Metal Cock Swallowed
Solitare
Force A Motorboat
God of Whore
Star Whores: BrothelFront
Riders of Lohan (for our favorite pancake-breasted slopfest)
Donkey Dong Cuntry
cut the rope
Red Wings Redemption
LittleBigPenis
World of Whorecraft
games of hoes, world of whorecraft, call of duty: black mamba, castlelabia, ill be back with more
queers of war 3: fudgement day almost made me shit myself
Pole Position
Call of Booty: Black Ops
Kobe Bryant’s NBA Jam (it in)
Assassins Breed…..NFL Head Coach ( actual title, but funny depending on which word you emphasis )
Mike Tyson’s Cocks-Out
Project Cock’em Racing
N64: Pussin’ USA / Golden one-eye / Super Mario 69 / NFL Clitz / Super Smash Hoes / Donkey Punch Kong 64 / Star Fux 64 / 1080 Motorboating
Gaggin’ 13, NFL Clits, Mortal Cum Back, Raper Boy, Grundle Munchers,
Shadow of the Clitoris
Mortal Cumbat
gargle madness (anyone whos never heard of marble madness should be sandusky’d)
Unsharted: Drakes Erection
Suck my Ditka
Navy SEALs: Weapons of Ass Destruction
Get that girl – a real pickup video game. Throbbin Hood. The Davinci Load! Sex Trek: The Next Penetration. Whore of the Rings. Cunt Busters. Queef Fighter. James
Thong 006.9; Cream Pie!
i guess this is the best place to ask… how in the fuck do you use a gif for your avatar?
Excitedyke
Grand Theft Anal
Faces Loaded
FurBurger Time
Vaginal Fantasy
Cumshoe (i see you, rex ryan)
Gash Bandicoot/Crash Bandicooter
Kid Dick-arus
Nymphomaniac Mansion
Munch Out
Raperboy
Clitfall
*should specify that you hafta pronounce vaginal like va-ginal, to rhyme with final. looks a little awkward in written form
TNN Outdoors Ass Tournament
Clitman
Cabela’s Dangerous Cunts
Asshole-vania
Lap Dance Revolution
Cock Band
Need For Seed
Taints Row
Cuntman
A+ to thetribehasspoken for “Gargle Madness.” top-flight.
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