Finally — All Hope Is Lost


Yes, I foresaw and called Vick’s death much like I called Mike Brown’s firing. Still doesn’t make me feel any better.
How many years as Eagles fans has Fat Andy strung us along all season under the belief that we could make a late-season run and do damage in the playoffs? How many heartbreaking collapses or disgusting playoff exits have we had to suffer through over the years? Exactly. I’m not usually an optimist, but this Eagles team is so shitty that their shittiness actually has me thinking the glass is half full.
Had Nick Foles won this game we’d all have hope in our hearts and would be stuck rooting on this Midnight Green tornado of disaster for almost another two months. At least now we know it’s over and can concentrate our energy on hating them and making Andy Reid fat jokes. To me, that makes losing this game almost worth it.
PS – Honestly can’t remember hating any aspect of Philadelphia sports more than this offensive line.

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Let’s do our Stoolie duty and get wounded warrior Zachary Parker a new wheelchair. Read Pres’ blog HERE and donate whatever you can HERE.

Hopefully, Vicks rape stand is available for Andy R and his ever so faith full Philly fans. Isn’t it time for Philly to start attacking Santa?
god i fucking hate Stephen A
cant wait to hear EDPs analysis
philadelphia sucks
Press 3 to hear EDP say “I ain’t even the fuck mad” in a high pitch voice
the least you could do after writing how fucked we are as eagles fans is to make a bigger attempt at supporting and spreading the news on the wheelchair then a simple disclaimer at the end of the article and right before some other retards thoughts on the game Mo. It’s veterans day for fucks sake.
Santa Claus isn’t black you asshole.
The hairline tweet was money. Stephen A is a loudmouthed asshole.
how is edp still a virgin with his rapist wit!?!
Why in the world would you hate an offensive line of all back ups? I can understand hating them if a lot is expected, but these guys aren’t supposed to be any good. In the words of Dennis Green,”They are who we thought they were.”
Cuncel da Vick. Cuncel da Reid. Cuncel da Saeson.
Nnamdi. (the first n is silent)