Japan saw what the Spanish did in the hallway and one-upped the shit outta them. Pretty sure most people would have had a stroke if this happened to them. Some TV station somewhere sitting on ambulance footage and the unfunny aftermath. Dude has to answer “TV show prank” as to why he can’t drink liquid without it falling out of the left side of his mouth. Just a sad time all around.

In other news I feel like death. Simultaneously hot and cold, nauseous, and even the light from my laptop makes me want to stab my eyeballs out. So in other words not too good. Gonna have to pull a Jordan Flu Game to make it outta here.