Former Baylor Basketball Player Claims To Have ‘Damaging Information’ About RGIII, Tried To Extort $1 Million, Now Faces 3 Years In Jail
5:1 HEGAY in DC with Obama.
10:1 Was paid to play at Baylor in unlimited BBW white chicks and free socks.
30:1 Hurd saw RGIII’s girlfriend eat a freshmen sorority pledge during late night after-party food binge.
50:1 Dead hooker.
60:1 Dead male hooker.
100:1 It actually says “Robert Griffin Jr. Jr.” on his birth certificate.
200:1 RGIII was part of the Seal Team Six.
500:1 High-Def video of RGIII pissing on a Subway sandwich while talking about why the Holocaust never happened.
1000:1 Robert Griffin III is actually Roberta Jones, a Haitian illegal immigrant who came here as a child and pulled the greatest reverse Juwanna Mann the world’s ever seen.