Had it all wrong with the blanket chair — that’s dumb. I don’t just want this fancy-ass $2000 Stokke Gravity Chair. I NEED it. And don’t try to knock me off track by saying it won’t feel as comfortable as it looks or that it’s dangerous or that it obviously only looks cool because of the photography:
Squash all that. When I picture myself in this chair I imagine huge open-spaces with gigantic windows, high ceilings, and relaxing sunlight just like my apartment doesn’t have. Yes sir. This is without a doubt the one material item that will finally bring about happiness and contentment in my life.
by donkeypuncharillo on February 5, 2013 at 4:13 pm
@taco_bun stop going into them with the mindset that they’re supposed to be comedic, and they end up being quite funny. In a sad, I feel bad for your father type way
Maurice black people only get the electric chair
you could always just steal one
Yes because when I am looking for a chair I think to myself “I want to feel like I am at the dentist”
when’s the last time you actually wrote a funny blog
Next time you use your EBT card to buy Newports and scratch tickets just stop at the furniture store and ask if they’ll take it too
@taco_bun stop going into them with the mindset that they’re supposed to be comedic, and they end up being quite funny. In a sad, I feel bad for your father type way
Rippin off Pres’ “Get me this…” routine? Weak, man.
Mo you keep digging yourself deeper with this shit. Just stick with the edgy ‘oppressed black man’ blogs. You’ll still be hated, but slightly less so.
sex with serena williams’ biceps > Mo’s blogs