Four-legged dogs don’t got swag like that. That’s that 100% all-natural God-given two-legged armless dog swag. Only thing he’s fetching is some pussy and a nap.

Imagine walking a dog like that. The both of you just two-legging it down the street, bitches hurting their necks trying to get a glimpse of the two-legged dog that hops up and down to take a dump. Ain’t a better conversation starter in the world than that.