I don’t wanna sound like a broken record here but let’s get real: most of us would rather win a shore house than shell out thousands for one this summer. That’s why it’s common fucking sense to cop a ticket to party at Mad River on Feb 17th (next Friday) so you can enter to win a spot in the Barstool Philly Shore House this summer in Sea Isle City. Simpler than checkers. Going to this party on the 17th could mean the difference between sporadic trips to the shore with your girls and having a spot in our beach house for you and a friend all season long. Plus you’ll pretty much become a local celebrity in the process if you want to. I don’t even know everything we have planned for this house yet but the ideas have been flowing and you’d have to be a dumb person to not even enter. And you’re not dumb people, right?

You’ve already seen how we do Blackout parties, so just imagine what our shore scene will be like. If you’re 21+ and female and aren’t getting a ticket to party at Mad River Manayunk next Friday to win this prize…you’re slippin. ENTER HERE.

VIVA LA SHORE HOUSE! VIVA LA STOOL!

Daisy Fuentes sighting!