Not exactly sure where this video was shot — I’ll assume it was in hell. Had no idea Portuguese was the language of choice for Satan and his minions, would have figured it’d be Latin or some shit. But considering the content of this clip is obviously the work of the Devil I can’t come up with any other explanation. If for some reason the spiders raining down from above actually happened on present-day Earth, well, I think we know what it’s time to do: nuke the planet.

It’s the only way to ensure that this can never ever happen again ever. Yes it will probably wipe out the entirety of human existence, but at least the giant sky spiders will be dead. Not like any of us could live comfortably on a planet filled with giant sky spiders anyway. Hey — we had a good run.

PS – Blizzard over sky spiders 100 times out of 100.