bsjrReader Kenneth attempts to provide context: We were out at Mad River in Philly last night, and I guess this girl thought this would be a good pickup technique on my buddy… we are still disturbed & emotionally fragile today. The girl was so proud. Let’s hope this doesn’t happen to another person again.

I must’ve watched this clip 20 times already. Mesmerizing. It’s kind of hot in a way. Wait, did I say “hot”? I mean terrifying. How do the blades go down and in like that? She’s got a shoulder blade flex level that few humans can match. Does that mean I’m impressed? Not really. But did I grab a similarly shaped can from my recycling and try the same thing about 15 minutes ago in the mirror? …Maybe.

Shoulder jobs for days.