Now I’m probably not smart enough to fully understand exactly HOW this is going to be the eventual downfall of society, I’m just 100% certain that it is. Maybe it has something to do with the GPS satellites or rich Saudi oil barons owning cell phone companies or Google amassing enough money to buy an army to take down the US like Simon in Die Hard 3. Again I’m not sure I’m bright enough to even piece together all of the details even if they were in front of my face. But you can bet it on everything that this is the beginning of the middle of the end. The beginning of the beginning was probably the first time a company realized nobody on a computer reads the Terms & Conditions.

God help us all. And get me this game cause I kinda want to play.