And the answer is Rita Ora, a 21 year-old British pop singer from the UK signed to Jay-Z’s Roc Nation. So…did Jay-Z not think anybody would notice? First there were those rumors that he was banging Rihanna back in the day behind Beyonce’s back, now the dude up and signs a 21 year-old chick that looks like a combination of the two? You ain’t slick, Jigga. Fake-ass British Beyonce/Rihanna mix is gonna wreck your marriage, bro.

PS – cranston.