Guess That Ass


And the answer is Hana Nitsche, Russell Simmons’ most recent side bitch. Listen, I don’t care what people say about Uncle Russ or him being in the closet or a creepy old man — this dude is living his life. Hanging out with big-assed white chicks doing yoga in the ocean while staring at said big ass. Hairy chest gut hangin out like fuck it. Russell for MVP.








Whitest girl to ever step on a beach and not immediately catch fire.
I guessed you, maurice.
she must like having dinner at 4pm everyday.
He looks like a turtle without a shell
It must suck to be a light-skinned brother with baby calves and be forced to consider Russell Simmons one of your heroes.
@rpw50222 – dying over here soon as I read that!
jeez, get a tan
@rpw50222 funniest comment ever on illadelph
haha @rpw50222
First of all who the fuck is the guy? Secondly can she wear a more hideous bikini?
i was gonna make a body joke myself but rpw50222 straight killin it