And the answer is Eudoxie, Ludacris’ 25 year-old huge-assed girlfriend. I’m well aware that there exists in this world a sort of Ass Bell Curve, where the ass can get so big (or big in the wrong places, Kim Kardashian) that it actually becomes less attractive. This, to me, is close to the maximum height of that bell curve. This ass is brilliant. The second this broad turns 30 everything is gonna go south, but for now, Mr. Luda Chris Bridges, we salute you.