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   by ebert on January 10, 2013 at 12:09 pm

   I guessed Neil.

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   by ebert on January 10, 2013 at 12:10 pm

   You are so white.

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   by Boo Radley on January 10, 2013 at 12:10 pm

   Her ass is not the problem in this case, the problem is that bieber has a more robust chest. But obviously, I still would..

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   by EZBreezey2222 on January 10, 2013 at 12:12 pm

   terrible

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   by billbrasky4 on January 10, 2013 at 12:13 pm

   Not exactly sure what your problem is with this one chub-scout. I would put this broad through a wall.

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   by phil leotardo on January 10, 2013 at 12:25 pm

   No tits, but I would defintely want to get a wiff of her fish flaps.

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   by go broons on January 10, 2013 at 12:27 pm

   Flat butt flat bewbs. Looks like freaking teenage boy.

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   by imexhaustedg on January 10, 2013 at 12:29 pm

   c’mon man, the only asses i want you to deliver are the ones you can see from the front.

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   by dirtyfrank on January 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm

   I wld replace that nickle in her bellybutton with PRE CUM !!!!!!

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    by gunner_kiel on January 10, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Can we please abandon the “I would” standard of judging women? I’m fairly certain that for 99% of the barstool readership (Neil being the other 1%) the “I would” standard applies to 99% of women out there (again Neil being the other 1%)… It’s like asking if I want a dollar: I would but am I going to remove my hand from beneath my belt and get off the couch to get it? Debatable.

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    by Boo Radley on January 10, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    @gunner, that metaphor was horrible, but I agree with the point you’re trying to make

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    by StanSitwell on January 10, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    less attractive natalie portman, she can retire and get a job, nothing to see here

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    by gunner_kiel on January 10, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    more of a simile than a metaphor and based on your ignorance regarding figures of speech and inablility to grasp basic comparisons, I’ll take your agreement with my point as a condemnation of its legitimacy.

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    by himminy on January 10, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    looks exactly like this chick i used to date. great face, exceptional ass, zero chest. and now i’m having flashbacks to the night we smoked up and then climbed into bed and i went for the doggy style move and when i reached around to grab her chest there was nothing there and the weed was playing tricks on my brain and put a sick thought into my head about how it felt like i was butt ramming a 12 year old boy and then i immediately went limp. i’m gonna go cry now.

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