And the answer is Leilani Dowding, thus rounding out a fantastic week of asses on your hometown Barstool Philly. See what I did there? Rounding out. Like butts.

One thing I can’t stand are people (girls) with unnecessarily huge cell phone cases. Saw a lobster one the other day that was just madness. What’s the point? I know chicks have purses to throw them in but any sane person should be annoyed by having a case that big. How would they like it if I walked around with my SIII in a fucking 2×4 like Hacksaw Jim Duggn? Probably not very much.