And the answer is Kelly Brook. Now, I love Kelly, but as a chick with bigger curves and a little meat shes gotta do more for herself than what this dress is doing. You’re a famous British model with giant yams — you can’t just throw on some Jersey mob wife hair and makeup and toss your shit shiny trash bag. Make your curves work for you. Take some tips from the rapidly-fattening Kim Kardashian. Clothes are the difference between it looking all good or all bad.