And the answer is Chrissy Teigen. Definitely hot, no doubt, but she’s got this thing where her face looks kinda old for whatever reason. When we were like 18-19 Realanonymous was hooking up with this stripper that we called OldFace because her body was nuts but her face was straight up grandma. Weirdest thing ever. Chrissy isn’t nearly as bad, but she definitely gave me a flashback to seeing OldFace twerking it on stage.