For the record, ‘Keep Reading Bitches’ and ‘Keep Reading, Bitches’ do not mean the same thing. It may seem like nitpicking or writer snobbery to even bring it up, but that one comma makes a huge difference in who’s the “Bitch” in this situation.

“Keep Reading Bitches” means that you’re currently reading Bitches, and by clicking you’re saying you’d like to continue reading Bitches. Whether that’s implying that the content of the blog is Bitches or if us the writers are Bitches is up to you, but to me it’s always sounded like Barstool calling me a Bitch.

“Keep Reading, Bitches” means that you, the Bitches, should click to continue reading. This is what Pres meant when he created it as the ‘next page’ button. You guys are the Bitches, and if your bitch-ass wants to continuing reading you have to click and admit to your bitchness. I like this one much better.

Will it ever get fixed — who knows. But I’m just curious if anyone else has noticed this small difference.

Has the lack of a comma in “Keep Reading Bitches” ever bothered you?
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