Has The Lack Of A Comma In ‘Keep Reading Bitches’ Ever Annoyed Anybody But Me?
“Keep Reading Bitches” means that you’re currently reading Bitches, and by clicking you’re saying you’d like to continue reading Bitches. Whether that’s implying that the content of the blog is Bitches or if us the writers are Bitches is up to you, but to me it’s always sounded like Barstool calling me a Bitch.
“Keep Reading, Bitches” means that you, the Bitches, should click to continue reading. This is what Pres meant when he created it as the ‘next page’ button. You guys are the Bitches, and if your bitch-ass wants to continuing reading you have to click and admit to your bitchness. I like this one much better.
Will it ever get fixed — who knows. But I’m just curious if anyone else has noticed this small difference.
Has the lack of a comma in “Keep Reading Bitches” ever bothered you?
Vote 1 for No and 10 for Yes.
(620 votes, average: 7.89 out of 10)
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I guess I never really noticed it until now, and now it’s bothering me. Are you really surprised there’s grammar errors in Pres’ writing though?
Excellent point Maurice, you’re quite a talent.
So Neil blogs whenever the fuck he wants and youre worrying about commas?
Mo coming in hot today! Not bad at all. Also I would life to “continuing reading” thanks
We get it, Mo. You wish you were white.
Bothers me every day and twice on Sundays. Add these to the list:
- failure properly to use their / there / they’re
- failure properly to use your / you’re
- use of “I could care less” instead of the proper “I could not care less.”
Anyone who can’t get these straight is retarded and should kill himself.
By the way: You fucked up in using single quotation marks in the title. Should have been “Keep Reading Bitches,” not ‘Keep Reading Bitches.’ Only use the latter inside the former, i.e., for a quote within a quote. You’re welcome. Carry on.
should of, would of, could of….where the fuck did people go to school??
people who can’t use their there and they’re correctly is mind bottling…then and than as well
Mo is in the zone today…I actually never noticed but now that you’ve pointed it out it is completely maddening.
Drives me fucking nuts! I always wondered if this was Prez thinking he was being funny, or him showing the true value of a U of M education. Well Mo, thanks for answering the question I never bothered to ask.
Whats really troubling is the fact that you are black and have a job. Did you not get Obamas email about that?
barbaric
It can’t have bothered you enough. Its an apostrophe, not a comma. If you are going to make a fucking blog about it, get it the fuck right.
Mo pandering to the nerds in the comment section. The only thing that annoys me is the lack of humor in your blogs.
That’s bothered me since the day I first heard about barstool and it’s always been in the back of my mind every time I come here
@carlsweetchuck, I couldn’t agree with you more on points 1 and 2. It’s as if people dropped out of school in the third grade. I’m more forgiving with the third point but that one also annoys the hell out of me
@elway, no one’s holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read mo’s work. If you don’t find it funny, GTFO
Hey wolfe you are a fucking retard. In no way, shape, or form does an apostrophe come into play in what he is talking about.
you are all fucking idiots. omg he didnt put in a comma in there holy shit the world is coming to an end. Change your tampon and find something to actually blog about
Here, here! Also, read through your blog slowly. You have some mistakes that drove me nuts.
You write pathetic blogs about peeing in a toilet and you want to know if a missing comma bothers me?? Fuck, You
We talkin bout commas? We talkin bout commas? Not the blog? Not the blog? Commas?
We talkin bout commas? We talkin bout commas? Not the blog? Not the blog? Commas?
We talkin bout commas? We talkin bout commas? Not the blog? Not the blog? Commas?
It always bothered me that the Marry, Fuck, Kill segments write “Merry” instead of “Marry” which pretty much makes the whole thing fucking retarded.