Here’s A Clip Of Kobe Bryant Saying He Could’ve Been The Greatest Point Guard Of All-Time If He Wanted To

Is this something that you could grow perhaps to love as much as scoring?
I can do it, man — I’m like Neo out this mother[expletive]. Yeah, I enjoy doing it. Like, when I prepare for each game, I look strategically at where the defense is going to be coming from, how to put guys in the right place to be successful. Y’know, my idol was Magic [Johnson] growing up, man, and I just so happened to not grow to 6’9″. After that, once I realized I wouldn’t be 6’9″, man, that was the end of that dream.
If you had really wanted it, how good a point guard do you think you could’ve ended up being?
What, you think I’m gonna sit here and say I wasn’t gonna be the best? [My strengths would've been] exactly what you’re seeing tonight, man. That’s what it would’ve been. When I focus in on something, I become obsessed about it, and I want to be perfect at it. That’s just my personality. So if I was to be a point guard, I’d just obsess over it and wouldn’t stop until I get it absolutely right.
Is it what you’re obsessed about now?
“Can’t you tell?”
But more importantly, how much does this chick look like Kmarko!? I can’t be the only one who sees this. Nose, cheeks, FACE — all the same. She’s like his long lost girl-twin. If I were Kmarko I’d prepare myself for a deep Q&A with my dad.
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Oh, right — Kobe. Yeah…he could’ve maybe I guess. Just doesn’t seem likely since the man loves shooting more than we love our own families. Three pointers, midrange jumpers, ejaculate — the man’s a natural born shooter.


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I’d much rather party with that chick than Kmarko, even though she looks more like a dude than he does.
his answers are so rapey
It must kill him to realize he will never be Michael Jordan
Man the barstool crew really has a face for podcasting.
Looks like Kmarko just less gay and more masculine.
Kmarkos chuck e cheese stretch of blogging was fucking wonderful.
Jordan played PG during 88-89 season, he had a triple-double in 13 out of 14 games. And he missed by a rebound or two in that one game, and had 25+ points every game. If I could have one wish, time machine would be cool. Send Kobe, Lebron and Dwight Howard to 1991. MJ vs Kobe, Rodman guarding Lebron (and actually playing real D) and Dwight vs Hakeem, Moses, Ewing, whoever. That would expose some flaws in the current era of basketball. Dwight would be so overmatched it would be like watching a comedy.