Such is the sad reality of women’s sports, isn’t it? That with all of these inspirational and hopeful stories of girls playing boys sports at a high level, the inevitable physical differences will eventually kill their dreams. Sorry Sam. While you’re enjoying running all over these 8 year-old boys now, in 10 years any attempt at this will result in almost certain brain damage and a fencing response for the ages. Just the way the good lord designed us, really. Male bodies are specially tailored for physical competition and violence while female bodies are streamlined to reduce wind resistance in the kitchen.

Sad but true. Science.