Here’s How Hot Dogs Are Made Because My Football Team Has Lost Six Straight And I Hate You All
The Eagles welcome the 2-8 Carolina Panthers into Lincoln Financial tonight and the only real feeling I can nail down right now is dread. I’m completely dreading this game. Not just because it could be another backbreaking loss to a team we should otherwise beat, but because all these fucking games are nationally broadcast now and we have to deal with Steve Young breaking down how bad my team sucks for multiple hours before AND after the game. It’s…the worst. 100% dread.
So enjoy learning how hot dogs are made, motherfuckers. Hope it ruins them for you forever. I want all hot tubs cold.
looks delicious cock boy
uncle tom ass nigga shut up already
get it together mikey
You motherfucker.
I wish I could ruin chicken for you. Asshole.
mikey are you a real person? you can’t be right?
Why is there even a Barstool Philly in the first place?
That is how they make the cheap hot dogs that bloggers like yourself eat because you make 28k a year. Doesn’t bother me at all. I eat the Jew kosher ones, but thanks for making me feel better about myself
This game is going to be incredible.
hollywoodlannister livin lavishly over here cuz, dont kno bout u frat boys tho
jaymariotti why aint i real? cause i aint on a hip hop blog? fuck outta here
You’ve broken the record for worst blogging in an entire day. Congrats.
That was nasty, but am I still gonna eat hot dogs? Fuckin A I am.
hows that live blog? id rather be roethlisbergers hands than an eagles fan
You know how pigs feet are made asshole? Ya – they cut them off a pig that was trotting around in shit. Enjoy that you animal.
You missed the part where your mom shoves the hot dog in her stink trench for flavoring.
I will go eat a hot dog for lunch right now. I watched that whole video.