Finally. If you are like me, and KFC, and Smitty, and everyone else on the internet, you knew it wouldn’t be long before the Sweet Brown COLD POP Bronchitis No Time For That Remix hit these Cyberspace streets. And thank Jesus, too — I was getting sick of listening to this crazy woman’s fire speech everyday without the appropriate Mario Kart-like music in the background.

Ain’t nobody got time for that.