Don’t even for a second pretend that you don’t wanna see this movie. Don’t even do it to yourself. Because if you’re like me, when Barry O told the country that Bin Laden’s body was “buried at sea”, you thought one of two things:

1. He’s totally still alive.
2. If he is dead, he’s gonna come back as a zombie.

I’m glad to see there’s room in the movie industry for carefully-constructed war documentaries that aren’t just sensationalist explosion-laden bullshit with loosely-written plots. Maybe we’ve finally grown up as a cinema-attending public. Maybe we’re finally adult enough as a society to tackle serious themes such as Loss, Hope, Love, and Religiously-Charged Zombie Decapitation. The Artist, War Horse, Osombie — quality films are still out there.

PS – KFC is right, too. God Bless America looks legit.