Gotta love the music industry. Is it a little depressing to know it’s 100% about money and the tastes of 13 year-old girls instead of self-expression and creative exploration? Sure. But where else can you see a grown-ass 38 year-old man degrade himself in public pretending he enjoys a song probably written by that creepy black dude that hangs out with Rebecca Black and the Thanksgiving song chick? Besides, it’s not like Nelly was Bob Dylan, anyway. Dude wore a Band-Aid on his face for fun.
It may not be Country Grammar, Hot In Herre, Ride Wit Me, or even that ridiculous Shake Ya Tailfeather song Puff Daddy made for that 2.5-hour long Hummer explosion called Bad Boys III, but at least it’s embarrassing enough to get our attention. Shitty Flo-Rida songs time? Shitty Flo-Rida songs time.
On the topic of Nelly, can we talk about how bad his bowl game montage for ESPN (the champ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoj43vXGas) is? I fucking hate when they play that. worst part of bowl season
@jennamarbles…if what your insinuating is that all his readers are white..then you are very much mistaken..and a dumb-ass…Mo is smart …he trying to increase his demographic of readers.he realizes that majority of Barstools readers are white…he not trying to make barstool into the next fucking WSHH.. but instead , hes just touching all subjects of interest to reach different minority groups…not just black but Asian,Indian..all. and Plaxicogun..since when isn’t black men not part of the “common man”..?!?! news to me!!!!
To make this easier meet me in the fucking octagon…and i show you the common ass kicking ill dish out to you if i ever meet you
Talk about not knowing who your audience is. Yikes.
Barstool Black leaving whitey confused and alienated once again.
@jennamarbles – That just absolutely killed me. It’s “For the common man, by the common man.”, Mo. Not “For the black man, by the half-breed man”
What is a “Nelly”?
Hey Mo, just so you know…..Their music always sounded the same buddy.
Up is down. Black is white. Who gives a flying phuck about these cretins?
Ranking Nelly songs:
1. Country Grammar
2. Ride Wit Me
3. Grillz
4. E.I.
5. St. Louis
On the topic of Nelly, can we talk about how bad his bowl game montage for ESPN (the champ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoj43vXGas) is? I fucking hate when they play that. worst part of bowl season
if you like hip hop you like Mo’s blogs. Its not a black or white thing.
@jennamarbles…if what your insinuating is that all his readers are white..then you are very much mistaken..and a dumb-ass…Mo is smart …he trying to increase his demographic of readers.he realizes that majority of Barstools readers are white…he not trying to make barstool into the next fucking WSHH.. but instead , hes just touching all subjects of interest to reach different minority groups…not just black but Asian,Indian..all. and Plaxicogun..since when isn’t black men not part of the “common man”..?!?! news to me!!!!
To make this easier meet me in the fucking octagon…and i show you the common ass kicking ill dish out to you if i ever meet you
thanks Kreal
man with a brain
Meet you in the octagon? Why? You wanna rub your body all over my body? Slip your hands between my legs and grab my ass? Shut the fuck up you peasant
This shit is old man……..we were doing this years ago in bantam
Rob a fruit stand and tell em’ to make you ORANGE PEEL GRILLS BABY!!!
i bet you like that huh? you fucking peanutbutter packer…it that what you thinks goes on in the octagon ?Shōrin-ryū is what i master …enough said
I like this song. Hey lil porsche, i wanna try ya. not bad
Octagon? Is that another stupid black name?
Ummmmm nelly has always sucked and if you like any of his songs I’m pretty sure you also enjoy penis,balls, and taint!
he’s made more money overseas then flo-rida could dream of making all in
Nelly is legit u dumb nigga go listen to that ignorant tucking tool Kanye u fucking porch monkey stop hatin cuz ur a queer
“Meet me in the octagon” was the funniest thing I have read in certified coon’s age
i would put 10,000 down to anyone that i hold a better job then jennamarbles and plaxicogun!!!! bet you guys were business majors!!! Lmao
I went to ITT Tech and now take boat rides with my family and play catch with my son in their commercials for a living.