This dude’s cock has gotta be made of platinum cocaine because there is simply no other explanation as to how he still manages to bang Hollywood celebrities. HE’S NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE! Like how is it possible that he and Mark Sanchez are playing in the same dating league? Sure Sanchez is awful at quarterbacking — but he’s still an attractive NFL star who plays in New York. Wilmer Valderrama’s last job was telling YO MAMA JOKES on MTV in the background at like 2am while you’re going to sleep. His ability to still pull celebrity ass is one of the most remarkable mysteries currently on this planet.
Check his stats:
The hot Jennifer Love Hewitt
Hot Lindsay Lohan
And now rebound Eva Longoria? Unbelievable! Only in America!