How Would You React To Getting A Lapdance In Front Of Your Parents & Extended Family?
This seems like a living nightmare to me. Night terror. Or a day terror, I guess. Either way — TERROR.
His parents either didn’t understand exactly what they were buying or they are those creepy hippy parents who try too hard to be “cool”. Yeah thanks for letting him drink in the house dad but I’m not sure your son’s erect penis is the last living memory you want Aunt Lucy to have of the kid. And why did mom greenlight this to begin with? She of all people should know that having a whore rub her coochie on her son’s boner while grandma looks on is about as sexy as brain cancer.
How would you react? Vote 1 for Might As Well Enjoy The Free Dance and 10 for Fuck That, I’m Out.
(434 votes, average: 8.94 out of 10)
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There is a clown at a really pissed off Russian bachelor party..
I’m 23 and I still leave the room if a sex scene comes on while watching a movie with my parents.
@ jim dandy hahaha soo true
would never put myself in a position where this would even be a possibility, jim dandy is spot on.
If I was the kid, I would be more pissed I went through that and they didn’t even get naked.
To the coat room!
The only downside is a potentially awe inspiring boner, let it ride. Passing up a free lapper is like asking karma to cock punch you.
yeah this is the weirdest fucking thing ive ever seen. it’s a big family party? in a rented space? and there’s little kids and old ladies and shit in there? what the hell is going on here?
Blacks sure do love the strip clubs don’t they Mo?
I get the feeling this kid is a closet gayball, and his parents are trying to turn him straight.
ANYONW WHO WOULDNT SIT THERE AT GET PUSSY GRINDED AGAINST THEIR FACE FOR FREE IS A FUCKING GAY PSYCHO, I DONT CARE IF JESUS CHRIST WAS WATCHING, ID SIT THERE LIKE A CHAMP AND INHALE THE FRESH PUSSY STANK
The same way id react if i was alone, by ejaculating in my pants.
At least they spent good money on high class sluts. No stretch marks or c sections there.
I get it…its a toss up!
I think Rawb might be a gayball.
It’s awkward enough when people are singing Happy Birthday to you while you’re sitting there not knowing where to look.
Before I watched the video my vote was hell no, get out. That is no longer my vote after watching.
Had this same thing happen to me the day before I left for the Navy. Got to admit I was counting the seconds until it was over. But now, I look at the pictures and just say “DAT ASS, DAMN!!”
this has last ditch effort to turn a gay kid straight written all over it
The blonde wakeup pronto.