Selk’bagNow in its 4th Generation, the Selk’bag Classic has evolved into the best fitting, more technically advanced Selkā€™bag made to date. New features (see below) allow the wearer to have a more tailored experience with their Selkā€™bag for easier and more confident movement. Rated to 35 degrees Fahrenheit, the uncommonly comfortable Selk’bag Classic is an excellent solution for those who are uncomfortable in traditional mummy or rectangular sleeping bags. Perfect for a variety of adventures, the Selk’bag is used by outdoor enthusiasts the world over for camping in a tent, under the stars, at the lake, at the beach or even in the cabin. Use the Selk’bag Classic indoors during the Winter for immaculate comfort, or even in your RV, camper, SUV, or dorm room.

Let’s be honest: the Snuggie is a cheap piece of shit. It looks like a cheap piece of shit and is successfully marketed to the cheap piece of shit crowd. This, ladies and gentlemen, is no cheap piece of shit. This is a Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag — the Maybach of lazy person’s wear. The real deal. If you’re gonna lay around all weekend wallowing in your own depressing filth while watching hour after hour of Archer reruns on Netflix and filling your face with hydrogenated oils, accept no substitutes.

A little over a month until my birthday. Not sure I’ll be able to keep myself from buying (and wearing non-stop and possibly dying in) it before then.

PS – Yes, I will be sewing in my own Pee Pouch.