If Suicide Had A Cooking Show It Would Look Like Weber Cooks
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Removed from the Weber State News channel only to be re-uploaded for posterity. Weber Cooks guides you through the steps to making Chili & Cheese Nacho Dip.
“Hello Wildcats! Couldn’t find those shotgun shells I hid from myself after last week’s episode so I guess I’ll stand here and show you how to microwave things.”
This is the first cooking show that can make you tear with laughter and seriously contemplate ending it all in the same 30-second span. Nobody needs a hug more than Steven Reed. He’s like Mr. Bean with a weight problem and clinical depression. And I’m not so sure padding his stats with a giant bowl of chili cheese chips is going to help with those issues either.
Unintentionally brilliant.

Poor bastard. I bet his life was better when he was allowed to drink.
it’s like something from tim and eric. awesome.
I wish he had a Twitter account. His life has to be really exciting.
this actually looks really tasty
Who gave Neil a camera?
4:30 seconds to heat up cheese dip? That’s one weak ass microwave. I leave cheese dip in my microwave for 1:30 and it’s exploded everywhere.
This motherfucker gave the instruction to open up the jar. Shit, I used to think I could cook, but now I see I’ve been ALL wrong.
If you put cheese whiz in a micro for 4:30 minutes it would come out like lava.
Not a bad video. For my money his best work is “How to Masturbate with Vaseline.”
Has to be a guy that worked for a TV station and is bored as shit in retirement. Look at that set! Fake scenery displays, multiple camera angles, tie-clip mic, etc.
A+ preparation, C+ selection of genre, F execution.
anyone else get the feeling he is not wearing pants?