There’s no other way to put it: if you’re an able-bodied high school basketball player and a one-armed man is making your knees touch and blowing by you for layups you should probably rethink your choice to play high school basketball. Because obviously your efforts are going to waste. This isn’t track where homeboy has a titanium leg advantage over the regular kids…it’s basketball. The dude can only go to his right. Like literally every time he’s gonna go to his right. So either it’s time for you to quit the sport or find an activity where you’ll never be bested by a disabled guy, like swimming or picking up girls.

PS – That’s a fuckin carry.