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Way to show up against that high-scoring Vikings offense, Eagles. Also would like to thank Dwayne Bowe for making me look so smart for starting him over Edelman.

Sallie Mae student loans gave me the shakedown earlier this week so now I’m broke until the new year. Perfect timing, right? Now I could sit here and wallow in my failure as an adult to responsibly pay back the ridiculous sum I owe, or I could nut up and gamble for it like a man.

Need Shady to run us into the playoffs and run me into secure financial footing. RULES:

1. $25,000 in prizes
2. $4,000 for 1st, $2,500 for 2nd, $1,500 for 3rd
3. Prizes down to 70th place
4. $50 entry