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Goalkeeper “Philadelphia Flaerz” and CSKA Moscow – Ilya Bryzgalov specifically for “Hockey 24″ went to Star City to make his childhood dream – to feel an astronaut. Ilya Bryzgalov – goalkeeper “Philadelphia Flyers” and CSKA Moscow went to Star City to make his childhood dream – to become an astronaut. Specially for “Hockey 24″

You know, Russian doesn’t get enough credit for being a good-sounding language. Everyone’s always blowing French and Italian for being the “romantic” languages, but Russian doesn’t sound that bad. It’s not like German or Cantonese which sound like piercing, angry screams. That’s the fault of the Russian people. Need to sell their language better.

But this blog isn’t about language, it’s about Bryz being Bryz. Ilya Bryzgalov is the hockey version of Andrew Bynum. Guys who you’d probably like in real life because they have multiple interests and are capable of caring about things that are bigger than sports, but you hate as hometown athletes because they have too many other interests and won’t just shut the fuck up and concentrate all their energy at being good at their sport. There’s a very thin line there, and both of these guys are on the side Philly fans hate.

At least Bryz plays, I guess. Even if it is poorly before he flips out on a reporter in broken English.

Do you, Ilya.