HuffpoLynsi Torres, the 30-year-old president and owner of In-N-Out Burger, is the youngest female billionaire in the U.S., Bloomberg reports. Her grandparents Harry and Esther Snyder founded the hamburger chain. Torres does not have a college degree or much formal management training, Bloomberg reports. Thanks to In-N-Out’s large fan base at its nearly 280 restaurants in five states, the chain is now worth roughly $1.1 billion, according to estimates — 19,298 times more than the median U.S. household in 2010.

This is the woman of my dreams.

In-N-Out Burger — for those of you who’ve never tried it — is the shit. Best burger in the business. Now you’re telling me that their owner is a 30 year-old blonde Latina with zero college education and no management training? Jaccpot Records.

What I wouldn’t give to be laid up in the lap of cheeseburger billionaire heiress luxury off this chick. Getting blown by the help with a double double animal style in my hand while wifey’s off at some conference trying to correctly pronounce “fiscal”. THAT’S the American Dream, folks.

Real quick Top Five Cheeseburgers since kmarko got me thinking:

1. In-N-Out
2. Whopper
3. Shake Shack
4. Five Guys
5. Wendy’s Classic Double w/ Bacon

PS – IF GOD IS REAL HE WILL MAKE IN-N-OUT MOVE TO THE EAST COAST.