Insane Leg Cramp: Bitch Stop Laughing And Get This Man A Gatorade!
This ain’t funny, woman! Don’t you see your man is in pain? An alien is about to burst through the poor guy’s calf and all you do is giggle and record it vertically. I wouldda dumped you immediately. Stop filming and get this soldier some electrolytes.
PS – If he was swimming when this happened we’d be talking about him in the past tense.
PPS – Blah blah blah Lebron.

WTF?
that can happen?
fake
Immediately thought of Alien. that dude has a murdering machine in his leg and he needs to be taken care of.
Was expecting the Alien to pop out of there
This can’t be real, right? I’d be crying like a fucking baby dealing with that shit.
Don’t know what’s funnier, the cramp, his gf laughing, or him saying “ohmygod” right before the alien would pop out.
I agree with the alien comment, JESUS LORD
nice jizz stain on the couch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
I think I saw an image of the Virgin Mary in the divot on his leg….
That dude is a fucking man animal. I don’t know if you ever got one of those Charlie horses in your calf in the middle of the night but that shit makes me jump out of bed from a dead sleep. How this guy is just sitting there not even moving I don’t understand.