Tweeted this picture out yesterday trying to see if anybody could help me out. What is that next level after cameltoe? Because simply saying ‘she had a cameltoe’ doesn’t even come close to correctly describing what’s going on in this battle between Mariah’s vagina and those spandex pants. It looks like what once was promised to be a short fight has turned out to be a long and drawn-out war between her privates and a skin-tight snow suit. And the suit is definitely on the offensive. Charging right up her front crack and giving the kind people of — Googling — Austria a good old fashioned slice of worn-out American celebrity coochie pie.

It looks…like a  sideways cheeseburger with a huge bun?  I can’t believe Nick Cannon aka Mets Hugger #1 seriously married this broad.  And RENEWED THEIR VOWS FOR THE FOURTH TIME last week.  Joke of the millennium.