mirror – When Cheryl first showed off her new back tattoo on the Girls Aloud tour back in February, we all speculated about how low it went. Here’s what Fleet Street Fox had to say at the time . And then when she wore this see-through top at the airport a few weeks ago, we realised it was MASSIVE. But now we know it’s waaaaay bigger than we’d ever imagined, covering her entire bum. Each cheek has its own flower. Like Chezza’s trying to make a point about how her poo smells like roses or something. Cheryl’s tatooist Nikko Hurtado instagrammed the shot of his masterpiece with this cryptic message: “Here is a in progress shot of a Tattoo I’ve been covering up and reworking. Really exited to show healed shots. It was some intense tattooing sessions. She’s tough as nails.”
Now I don’t know too much or care too much about who Cheryl Cole is, it’s just painfully obvious that the poor girl has made the mistake of a lifetime. What kinda shit is this? Full tatted rose ass cheeks? Regret City.
This is the type thing that always happens when you try to cover up a tattoo with another tattoo. I’ve seen that show Tattoo Nightmares. This is the kinda stuff they do to people each episode. “Oh, you’ve got an old anvil tat on your arm? How’d you like AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF KOI FISH?” “Not a fan of your ex’s name on your chest? How’d you like both of your pecs to be completely covered in airplanes??” “Sure we can take that tramp stamp off your lower back…by tatting a giant rose mural on your ass cheeks forever and ever!”
Exactly how it always goes down. Credit to Cheryl for dealing with the obvious pain in the ass this must have caused, but Jesus. What a travesty.
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